Botox. No Ifs, Ands, or Butts about it.

So today we’re back to looking at life with humor…

Today’s humor is brought to you by my rear end.

Seriously.

OK, so maybe I should be more specific and not speak in such broad terms (hahaha).

To pinpoint the problem, we’re speaking of the piriformis muscle back there.

It seems we’ve finally pinpointed the problem of the sciatic pain to Piriformis Syndrome.

No this is not a blog where I’m looking for sympathy.  I’m thrilled that we’ve finally figured out what the problem is.

I’m writing this post because I think one of my choices for treatment is hilarious!

My choices are…surgical intervention (clipping the nerve)…or…

Botox injections!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Seriously?

So…my question is…does this do anything to lift my butt up to where it used to be?

And if so…can I get it in the other side too?

I mean seriously folks…

Shouldn’t there be some kind of advantage to this situation?

I’ve never, NEVER considered getting Botox…anywhere for that matter.

I take God’s work on me pretty seriously.  If I’m going to get a few wrinkles then fine.  Does it bother me?  Well, yes at times it does, but I really don’t want to get shots in the face of stuff they say is safe now…but what will they find out about say…20 years from now?  And like I said…God made this face…so as long as he likes it, I’m good with it.

But…(yes I used the word), now it is the only option other than surgery.

I’m still checking into these options…and I want to make this decision soon so I can get back to living without sciatic pain.

But (there I go again), as we look at the other option of surgery…wouldn’t it be tempting to have them take a little out while they’re in there?  I mean really, don’t they say less is more?

I know, I know…God made that part too.  And I know, God didn’t shove that Reese’s peanut butter egg down my throat…I know, I know…we do have free will.

I actually blame the woman at Shopko for waving the bag of Reese’s in front of my face…ok, she was actually stocking the shelves, but she laughed when I exclaimed “Fine…if you need to wave it in front of my face then I’ll have to buy it!”

Anyway, back to the problem at hand…

OK FINE…we’ll skip the extra shot or the removal of fat and just go for the basic fix.

But I tell ya – if I wind up with one cheek higher than the other, I am NOT going to be a happy camper…

Enjoy your evening,

Patty O

ps…do you ever get tired of all my ….’s? 🙂

pps…picture courtesy of Pinterest.