My Cat Thinks Life Cereal Will Give Her A 10th Life…

See that upper side of the Life Cereal box that has been eaten off?
It literally was shredded.
I already tossed the shreds before I thought of writing this post.
Sorry…it definitely would have been good for a laugh.
Teeny tiny little bits of cardboard.
This is the type of thing our cat, Brownie does when we don’t get up at 5 a.m. to feed her…of course she needed to open the cupboard door to get to it, but that didn’t seem to be a problem for her.
She’s also figured out that if she opens up the bathroom cupboard door she can pull the garbage can out and rip the bag apart.
She likes to do this when we sleep in too.
She likes to rip any paper or plastic bag for that matter…
especially any bags that may be in our dressing room…
across the hall from our bedroom door…
at 5 a.m.
Grumble, grumble, grumble.
She’s a spiteful little b.tch er….cat.
With this latest fiasco, I’ve decided that maybe she’s trying to get herself a 10th life.
Maybe she thinks she’ll need it…
She must know the thoughts going through my head.
Don’t get me wrong, I couldn’t hurt a flea.
I do love this cat…sort of.
Every once in a while she can be sweet.
But she loves to talk.
And talk…
And talk…
And talk.
I swear she literally yells at us until we feed her.
And then there’s Louis…
Remember our absolutely adorable, wonderful grand-puppy?
The sweet little bulldog?
Yeah.
She torments him.
The first time she hissed at him and tried to swat him in the nose, he pee’d himself.
Literally.
Poor Louis.
Just wait…it gets better.
This weekend Alex, Tom and Louis were home for a wedding. Β They decided to bring Louis’ kennel for him to sleep in…
Picture this:
Alex wakes up Sunday morning and comes down to see Louis shaking in his kennel in the living room.
Guess who’s laying over the arm of the chair…
right over Louis’ kennel…
batting her paws back and forth between the cage bars.
Sigh.
Louis may need therapy.
Brownie may need more lives.
Never a dull moment at our house!
Patty O